Led into a calm soothing room filled with aromatic candles and soothing music my defences were down. The herbalist proceeded to wedge her knuckkles into various sensitive parts of my body- whilst asking “does it hurt”?. Able to understand my grunts and groans she told me my body organs were poorly functioning and my circulation was quite frankly rubbish. So distraught am I that I don’t utter a word when she slaps on a sticky pad to each sole and tells me the toxins will be out by morning. As I managed to move my illfunctioning body from the room I was greeted with a conveyor belt of pills, potions and powders. Asking to see my tongue she humphed, and replaced two bottles with two others ( I can only assume she’d discovered more bad news). her hands moved like lightening back and fore to the bottles and the caluclator. The words ” that will be £198″, didn’t sink in the first time, good job there’s stuff there for my failing brain function too then !!
As I looked at her I uttered the desperate words- “after all of this will I feel better”. Well what do you think she said??

So now I have around 85 pills a day along with powders and drinks. So if in 20 days I feel refreshed, and revitalised and my ying is inline with my yan- it’ll all be worth it- Just have to muster up the strength now to open all the bottles of pills-and hope that my brain is functioning well enough to remember which ones I take and when.